Cash Sweg

$69.00

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If you’re broke, quit being a pussy. Get some f*cking Cash Sweg t-shirt. This shirt is like a Vegan burrito, if Vegan burrito took steroids and tasted f*cking amazing. I don’t even know what that sentence means, but idgafffff. We’re just gonna go with it cuz burrito sounds f*cking amazing right now. Still with me, Champ? Sure you are. When the crypto market is damping, rock this sh*t like you sold at the top. But we all know you didn’t. You broke scumbag. Stack that cash, stack that sats, such wow, much sweg. You a rockstar level Satoshi. Now enjoy, cuz you a boss. Let it rain. Treat yo self, asshole.

 

Serious notes:

The shirt is super smooth, super comfortable, and made from a cotton touch polyester jersey that won’t fade after washing.

• 100% polyester (can contain up to 4% elastane)
• Premium knit mid-weight jersey
• Four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
• Regular fit
• Model is 182cm/6 feet tall and wearing size M

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Gender

Male, Female, Transexual Male, Transexual Female, Metrosexual Male, Metrosexual Female, Male, But Curious What Being a Female is Like, Female, But Curious What Being a Male is Like, Male, But Overweight So He Has Boobs, Female, But Have an Adam's Apple, Hermaphrodite with Predominant Male Leanings, Hermaphrodite with Predominant Female Leanings, Hermaphrodite with No Strong Gender Leanings, Conjoined Twin – Male, Conjoined Twin – Female, Born Without Genitals – Identify as Male, Born Without Genitals – Identify as Female, Born Without Genitals – Proud of it, Born a Male, Bad Circumcision, Raised Female, Sentient Artificial Intelligence With No Gender, Sentient Artificial Intelligence – Identifies as Male, Sentient Artificial Intelligence – Identifies as Female, Household Pet That Walked Across the Keyboard – Male, Household Pet That Walked Across the Keyboard – Female, Household Pet That Walked Across the Keyboard – Other, Attack Helicopter, Other, None, Prefer Not To Say

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Size Chart

XS S M L XL 2XL
Chest (inches) 31 ⅛ 34 ¼ 37 ⅜ 42 ⅛ 46 ⅞ 51 ⅝
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