Gay Bear Swag

$37.00

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Honor the mighty gay bear with this gayest fucking shirt ever 🌈🐻✨. Yes, you broke asshole autist, this shirt fucks. Your dad’s boyfriend can confirm. But don’t start rubbing your nipples just yet.

Now, deep breath, sport, you got this one. Keep those hands away from the nipples. In this reality we live in, the scumbags of r/wallstreetbets have outtraded global macro funds & prop shops. These asshole called this beervirus market collapse. Diamonds hands all up on covid-19’s ass crack. Tendies printer go brrrrrrrrr. These autists can turn $1,000,000 into $0 in no time. fuq ya. But who are we kidding, sir this is MacDonalds. As retarted as I am, I love you all, but I hope your ugly ass fashion style dies in the gayest dumpster fire ever invented. πŸ‘πŸ’ŽπŸ‘

Serious notes below:

β€’ 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%)
β€’ Premium knit mid-weight jersey
β€’ Four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
β€’ Regular fit
β€’ Model is 182cm/6 feet tall and wearing size M

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Gender

Male, Female, Transexual Male, Transexual Female, Metrosexual Male, Metrosexual Female, Male, But Curious What Being a Female is Like, Female, But Curious What Being a Male is Like, Male, But Overweight So He Has Boobs, Female, But Have an Adam's Apple, Hermaphrodite with Predominant Male Leanings, Hermaphrodite with Predominant Female Leanings, Hermaphrodite with No Strong Gender Leanings, Conjoined Twin – Male, Conjoined Twin – Female, Born Without Genitals – Identify as Male, Born Without Genitals – Identify as Female, Born Without Genitals – Proud of it, Born a Male, Bad Circumcision, Raised Female, Sentient Artificial Intelligence With No Gender, Sentient Artificial Intelligence – Identifies as Male, Sentient Artificial Intelligence – Identifies as Female, Household Pet That Walked Across the Keyboard – Male, Household Pet That Walked Across the Keyboard – Female, Household Pet That Walked Across the Keyboard – Other, Attack Helicopter, Other, None, Prefer Not To Say

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Size Chart

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Chest (inches) 34 ΒΌ 37 β…œ 42 β…› 46 β…ž 51 ⅝
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