Moloch Dao Sweg

$69.00

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Your portfolio and t-shirt collections are truly disgusting, but I digress: swag up some f*cking MolochDao shirt.  When you catch your reflection in a store window and realize being born was a huge mistake, don’t worry, MolochDao is here to save your life. To put it simply, MolochDao = level 3 woke + illuminati 2.0 + Yeezus^2 + Satoshi reincarnated. Let that sink in, as*hole. This swag is every f*cking crypto’s prerogative. Yeezy approved and sway verified.

 

 

In all seriousness, below are some facts:

• 100% polyester (can contain up to 4% elastane)
• Premium knit mid-weight jersey
• Four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
• Regular fit

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Gender

Male, Female, Transexual Male, Transexual Female, Metrosexual Male, Metrosexual Female, Male, But Curious What Being a Female is Like, Female, But Curious What Being a Male is Like, Male, But Overweight So He Has Boobs, Female, But Have an Adam's Apple, Hermaphrodite with Predominant Male Leanings, Hermaphrodite with Predominant Female Leanings, Hermaphrodite with No Strong Gender Leanings, Conjoined Twin – Male, Conjoined Twin – Female, Born Without Genitals – Identify as Male, Born Without Genitals – Identify as Female, Born Without Genitals – Proud of it, Born a Male, Bad Circumcision, Raised Female, Sentient Artificial Intelligence With No Gender, Sentient Artificial Intelligence – Identifies as Male, Sentient Artificial Intelligence – Identifies as Female, Household Pet That Walked Across the Keyboard – Male, Household Pet That Walked Across the Keyboard – Female, Household Pet That Walked Across the Keyboard – Other, Attack Helicopter, Other, None, Prefer Not To Say

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Chest (inches) 31 ⅛ 34 ¼ 37 ⅜ 42 ⅛ 46 ⅞ 51 ⅝
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